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How to Handle the Wife
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them!
…
Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more oil?
The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. Use the Salt! The Salt!”
The wife stared at him angrily, “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you how it feels like when I’m DRIVING and you do the same! ! !
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them!
…
Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more oil?
The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. Use the Salt! The Salt!”
The wife stared at him angrily, “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you how it feels like when I’m DRIVING and you do the same! ! !
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